The 9 song lyrics that really make no sense

Yeah, we're still having a great time, you know. Because I've been singing along to a lot of things lately that made me think: how is that possible? Who came up with these lyrics and also approved them? And even though it sounds so catchy, even though I sing along so happily, it's really just nonsense. And where I used to think that mainly rappers were the ones who took the crown, pop artists can do it too, you know. Just check the ones below, this is really sung in these songs.

1. ‘Cause I get a thousand hugs, from ten thousand lightening bugs, as they try to teach me how to dance’ (Owl City – Fireflies)
Okay, just for the imagery: ten thousand fireflies circle around you and you just stay relaxed, even though they give you a hug (how do you even see that those little creatures have good intentions?): it seems to me like an incredibly relaxed situation. And then they're also going to teach you how to dance. How is that possible? Those things are really tiny?

2. ‘Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane’ (Eminem ft. Rihanna – Love the way you lie)
I dare to bet big money that this is NOT why something is called a ‘window pane’. Most people just use a door to leave a house anyway.

3. ‘I’m so 3008, you’re so 2000 and late’ (Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow)
Apparently, it's really cool to live in the year 3008, but this sick burn doesn't quite hit the mark for me.

4. ‘Driving so fast ‘bout to piss on myself’ (Miley Cyrus – 4×4)
Just for the record: she sings this line three times in a row. Maybe it's time for a pit stop?

5. ‘T to A to the S T E Y, girl you tasty’ (Fergie – Fergalicious)
Hey Fergie, maybe you should run your lyrics through a spell check from now on.

6. ‘Should’ve known you was trouble, from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?’ (Bruno Mars – Grenade)
...How do you know they were open if you had them closed yourself?

7. ‘Are we human, or are we dancer?’ (The Killers – Human)
Is this an either-or situation? Can't we be both? Is this really the question that keeps you awake at night?

8. ‘I’ll fuck you till your dick is blue’ (Liz Phair – Flower)
Not exactly the dirty talk that drives men wild, I think.

9. ‘Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones’ (Coldplay – Fix You)
Making my bones glow is probably not the right way to get home safely, but I have to admit: I've never tried it.