Oh boy, the sequel to 365 DNI is online

The movie that caused quite a few red ears and a lot of laughter: 365. It was even more intense than Fifty Shades of Grey, even worse, the acting was terrible and the whole world was completely obsessed with this movie. Probably not for the least reason that it was just a disguised soft porn film, but there is nothing wrong with that of course. Did the story make any sense? Nah. Was it such a big success that a sequel had to come with just as bad a storyline? Of course. And that is now available on Netflix.

Titled 365 This Day, the story actually continues where the previous film left off. It's basically just a one-to-one repetition of the previous film, although this one has just a bit more nudity. And a wedding: so romantic. It's nice to see that what starts as a kidnapping ends up in a fairy tale. The intro also starts with the words: ‘Laura and Massimo are back and hotter than ever.’ HAHA, okay then. After their dream wedding, Massimo's family makes things a bit difficult and then a mysterious man walks into Laura's life, who wants just one thing: her. He is also incredibly handsome, so you can feel the tension building.

Here come a few spoilers that I don't want to withhold from you, but if you still want to watch it without knowing anything: you've been warned. It's actually too funny not to share. Let’s go.

So Laura is married to her kidnapper Massimo, but finds the life of a housewife pretty boring. Amid all the kinky sex, she gets really bored. That's why she can't resist flirting heavily with the sexy gardener Nacho. Yep, there's a guy named Nacho in it. It makes me spontaneously hungry. But anyway, Laura also catches her husband having sex with his ex Anna. Whut? Massimo, what are you doing to us?! Laura is furious and runs off with Nacho. But then... What Laura doesn't know is that it wasn't Massimo she caught in the act, but his twin brother. After all the twin brothers and sisters in Pretty Little Liars, they apparently hadn't used this plotline enough, so he's back: the mysterious twin brother she had no idea about.

But anyway, Laura is blissfully unaware and starts an affair with Nacho, because that's obviously the only solution when one of the two cheats right after getting married. Then it turns out Nacho is also some kind of mafia boss, and even worse: a rival of Massimo. But despite the fact that he has really deceived Laura, he swears that he is truly in love with her.

And then the whole movie actually becomes one big chaos, with — once again — a kidnapping for Laura (poor girl), a lot of shootouts where everyone except Nacho gets hurt, and Laura even has to fight for her life. Tension everywhere. In fact, during this time, no one has kinky sex; very unusual for a movie like 365 This Day.

But no worries, Laura survives and is back for part 3. Whut? YEAH, part 3 has even been made, you know. This is going to be another hot summer with a storyline of nothing. CAN'T WAIT.

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