These are alarming matters in a one night stand

We have now entered an era where thankfully we no longer have to be overly panicked about one night stands. Here at Amayzine, we often talk about it too (how to prepare for it or how to get them out of your house), so you know our stance. Well, as okay as we are with one night stands, some have disaster written all over them, and this is how you recognize them.

When you see women's clothes lying around

They could belong to the female roommate, but if that doesn't exist, then there's trouble brewing. Because the chance is that they are from a previous conquest and now we are quite open-minded, but having two women in the bedroom within 12 hours is a bit much for us.

If it smells overwhelmingly of deodorant

That you walk into the bathroom and it smells SO incredibly of deodorant or air freshener that you know: something is not right here. It’s probably very childish of me, but I find it quite a turn off. What is an even bigger potential disaster is when the bedroom smells like that. You just don’t want to deal with bedrooms that smell so weird that a shitload of deodorant was needed to cover it up.

Insanely many condoms

And I don’t mean a quantity that says: “I’m a healthy guy in the prime of my life” but a quantity that says: “I make my living off this and if you want, you will too soon.”

If coffee is being drunk in the morning

It’s quite a decision when you actually decide to spend the night, because the walk of shame is something you must avoid at all costs at all times must avoid. If the person in question makes you coffee, then the romantics among us say “aaah how gallant”; the cynics say “they want more from you.” Maybe you want that too and then I would say: lots of luck to the both of you, but otherwise you can bet your bottom dollar that soon you will have an Awkward Conversation to have.