Fun & Famous
7 THINGS WOMEN FIND UNATTRACTIVE
IN BED
You've met a new guy. Your first date was a success, and so was the second. Four dates later and those butterflies in your stomach are slowly coming out of their cocoon and becoming butterflies (to use the words of our Theo). By the way, you've probably also followed Simone's tips – very smart, because this way you hopefully keep him hooked. But make sure you also clearly know what men do not find sexy, because before you know it, you're yesterday's news and you're back to those he's just not that into you scenarios.
But hey, it takes two to tango, so there are also a number of things he needs to keep in mind if he wants to stay your guy. Especially in bed. So he better makes sure the following things don't happen so that your bedtime shenanigans are always fun.
1. Sweat smell
Yeah sorry, but that's really a mega mood killer. Think you're going to get hot and heavy with your guy, he takes off his shirt. The smell that comes out: yuck. Sad, yes. A tricky subject too, but do the guy a favor and just let him know. Sweat smell? Not hot.
2. Socks
A naked man with only socks on. Clear enough? Not hot.
3. If he keeps asking ‘do you like it?’
Confidence is key, but if he keeps asking for confirmation every time, then your sexy time won't be so sexy anymore and you'll feel like you've become the teacher of the course ‘How to have sex 101’. Not hot.
“Not. Hot.”
4. The inexperienced dirty-talker
He thinks: yesss, I'm going to turn you on with my poetic sex babble and you only think: where on earth is that bag to put over his head? Dirty talk can be hot, yes, but in moderation. And don't come up with ‘naughty kitty of mine, come to daddy’. Not hot.
5. Farting at the wrong moment
In general, farting when your sweetheart is around is never a winner, but ugh, did that really have to happen in bed? Major turn-off. Not hot.
6. Selfish bed partner
No foreplay. Coming too quickly. Not making an effort to ensure you also have an orgasm. You want tenderness and cuddles, he only thinks ‘wham bam thank you ma'am’. You don't want that. Boy, bye.
7. Porn scenarios
It's not that women necessarily always want to be good in bed, of course we also like something exciting. But just leave those sexist porn scenarios for the porn movies. All those impossible positions are unnecessary.
Not. Hot.
