These 5 celebs got married the most often

And off to the lawyer again

As Cheryl Morero (I miss her, do you too?) so aptly said: ‘How many times do you get married in your life? Twice, at most three times?’ In Hollywood, three times seems to be the baseline; from that point on, you start counting. These celebs walked down the aisle three times. And off to the lawyer…

1. Angelina Jolie

Yes, we knew about Brad, and of course Billie Bob Thornton (I can never get those necklaces with each other's blood out of my mind), but did you know that Angelina was also married to one Johnny Lee Miller?

2. Demi Moore

Same story. Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher, yes, we knew that. But had you ever heard that she was married to Freddy Moore at the beginning of her career?

3. Kim Kardashian

Did you know that at nineteen she said ‘I do’ and ‘For better and for worse’ and ‘Till death do us part’ to one Damon Thomas? After that, she did it again with Kris Humphries and our very own Kanye.

4. Drew Barrymore

Not really born for love happiness either. After Jeremy Thomas and Tom Green, it's now over with Will Kopelman. Off to the lawyer. And undoubtedly on to marriage candidate number 4.

5. Kate Winslet

Of course, we all hope for a marriage that wipes all others off the map with Leonardo DiCaprio. In the meantime, she is practicing dry runs with Sam Mendes, Jim Threapleton, and Ned Rocknroll, whose last name I find seriously worth considering to stay with him forever and produce a lot of offspring.

The big consumer of marriages is of course Elizabeth Taylor, whose count stands at 8, two of which were with the same man: Richard Burton. My heroine Jane Fonda was only married once in her life. From 1991 to 2011, she was Mrs. Ted Turner, but her single status seems to suit her well, as evidenced by a recent post on Instagram. We see Jane the day after in her kitchen in the floor-length evening gown from the night before with the accompanying text: ‘I never thought I needed a husband, up till now.’.